What is Squeeble?
1.
The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.
Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
Girl Two: "BEWARE THE SQUEEBLE!!"
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2.
often found in the deep dark rainforests of Dronfield, a squeeble is a pygmy covered in pink paint. Always on the look out for new things to feed on. Isn't fussy.
ARRRRRRRGHHHH!!! It's a Squeeble! Run!
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3.
1. n - A random, extremely emotional comment (some might call it hyper) on something one feels strongly for.
2. non-trans. v: The act of commenting in an extremely emotional manner on something one feels for. (squeebling, squeebled)
Mary Sue was _squeebling_ about her hot new squeeze. I couldn't stand it, and had to have a small _squeeble_ to myself later about how immature she could be.