What is Squeech?
1.
1. To slide/ creep along in a worm like movement. Bunching up in the middle, then extending forward.
2. Pinch/ squeeze.
3. Throw it in anywhere in a sentence to spice things up.
1. She squeeched along on her stomache, stalking the boy ahead of her.
2. Boy: "Did you just
squeech my butt?"
Girl: "Maybe i did... maybe i didn't!"
3. Boy and girl walking in silence
Boy: "
SQUEECH !"
Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "Oh I know."
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2.
To blow your nose on a chicks asshole as lube.
Guy 1 - "Hey hows that cold coming along?"
Guy 2 - "Pretty good, I totally squeeched that librarian last night."
Guy 1 - "Yea shes a good squeechee"
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3.
A mixture of a screech and a squeak. Usually very humourous simply because it sounds RIDICULOUS
Dude, i know that was fricken weird, but did you have to squeech in my ear!?!
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4.
A combination of the word "question" inside of the word "speech." It's a question posed at a public event in such a way that the person asking it actually delivers a speech before the person being asked can respond. The person usually disagrees with the speaker.
Coined by debators in Northern California's high school debate organization, Junior State of America, in the early 2000s.
When Eduardo stood up to ask the debator about his position on nuclear power, he squeeched about how bad it was for several minutes before the audience shouted him down with "Squeech! Squeech!"
At the political rally, one person from the audience got up to ask about the candidate's position on the war, but squeeched about 911 government conspiracy until the candidate accused him of being a plant.
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5.
Opposite of chode.
Long Slender Penis.
Dude you have a fucking squeech AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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6.
The warping of the two words 'squeal' and 'screech' therefore making the word 'squeech' . A very high pitched noise.
My friend tends to squeech a lot
HAHA! Ethan squeeched!
7.
n.The sound a vagina makes. (not a queef)
v.To perform the sound a vagina makes. (not a queef)
Boy: What is that sound? It's like two pieces of wet rubber rubbing together.
Girl: Sorry, my vagina squeeched
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