What is Squeegee Headed Penis Leech?


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1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means

2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males

3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"

2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."

3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"


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