Squeegie Beckenhime

What is Squeegie Beckenhime?


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A name to use when you're trying to annoy those pesky telemarketers or spam mailers.

Telemarketer: Hello, is this the Smith residence.

Ms. Smith: No, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number. This is Squeegie Beckenhime.


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