What is Squeenix?
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In April of 2003, two large figureheads in gaming,
Instead of wearing yourself out with that useless and silly extra syllable, you can slam the words together at a high speed in order to condense them into the word "Squeenix", and by my extensive testing, people will know what you're talking about, unless they have no idea who you are, or don't play video games.
"Dude! I'm so tired of companys that think they're better because they have two names instead of one!" "Dude! That's like, 6 companys, get over it." "Yea, but what about Square Enix? You hear their name ALL THE FREAKING TIME!" "Ok, fine, then call them Squeenix." "I'd usually hit you with something, but I enjoy the word Squeak, and don't get to use it enough, so for once, I'd be happy to compensate." "Good, now help me set fire to my FFX-2 disc."
