Squeeze One Off

What is Squeeze One Off?

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

See masturbation, jerking off, rub one out

Zyge

1. A synonym for sucks. It also can be spelled/pronounced Zag, but it is better to stick with the original. Dude, this food really zyges...

Pounding The Pud

1. to be or to masturbate I was so bored last night I ended up pounging the pud and going to sleep...

Word Ending In "er Her, I Hardly Know Her

1. Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said." in (word ending in "er) her, i har..

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