Squeeze One Off

What is Squeeze One Off?

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

See masturbation, jerking off, rub one out

Lapstab

1. to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim. I took tila out ..

Dipweed

1. One who is both a dipwad and a dillweed. See definitions of dipwad and dillweed for details. Jonny is such a dipweed!!!..

Quirke

1. To make a derogatory statement about some one's character. "Was that a Quirke on me". See slag, bag, put down, derogato..

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