Squeeze One Off

What is Squeeze One Off?

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

See masturbation, jerking off, rub one out

Discussing The Budget

1. Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'. He's upstairs discussing the budget. See mast..

2gether

1. MTVs attempt to make fun of boy bands. In actuality they ended up being the best boy band ever. guy 1: "Boy bands are a joke!"..

W.o.n.k.y.

1. With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway. "I can't believe you le..

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