Squeeze One Off

What is Squeeze One Off?

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

See masturbation, jerking off, rub one out

Zimmered

1. To be one-uped by someone else. I had that great story about when I saved that rabbit from being eaten by the cat when I got Zimmered b..

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1. Internet representation; Three symbols in series made to represent the female genitalia when typing in internet chatrooms etc. The pare..

Yak Tracks

1. evidence left behind from vomitting in public "Dude, don't look in the water fountain. Someone left yak tracks." See ya..

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