Squeeze Play

What is Squeeze Play?


1.

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

See kegel, vagina, dastardly, squeeze

2.

During sex, when a woman begins her orgasm, the male participant removes his member from her vagoo and places it in her anal cavity.

Female: "Oh, I'm about to..."

Male: "great I've been waiting to try the Squeeze Play"

Female: "Yes, Yes, Ye... what did you Say? Oh no you didn't just"

Male: "Yes, Yes, Yes..."

See sex, doggie style, orgasm


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