Squeezing Pigeons

What is Squeezing Pigeons?


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A massive quantity of fecal matter on your vehicle, as if someone has maliciously captured pigeons and and forced them to defecate by squeezing them onto your car.

I was so foolish to park under a tree; it looks as if somebody's been squeezing pigeons all over it.

See pigeons, feces, doody, shit


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