Squeezing The Iguana

What is Squeezing The Iguana?

1.

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

See beating off, jerking, slamming ham, stroking

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