Squeezing The Tomato

What is Squeezing The Tomato?

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squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.

yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?

See masterbate, spank the monkey, choke the chicken, jack off, beat off
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