What is Squelch?
1.
the sound diahreea makes when it explodes out of your asshole right as you hit the
holy fuck, that squelch was so loud, i almost blew out my ear drums.
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2.
the particular sound that an aroused vagina makes when being penetrated.
that was some serious squelch action lads.
3.
To put down or silence; To suppress or inhibit
I have finally squelched that hideous rumor.
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4.
A noise commonly herd during intercourse. This can be a direct result of excess moisture given off by either partner.
Words commonly associated with this term: Squelchy (adj)
Damn bro, that bitch's muffbox made the biggest squelch ever.
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5.
The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.
"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."
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6.
Polite euphemism for a
That was a damned good squelch.
7.
to attach to like a suction cup
Kevin squelched onto his big brother when he came home.
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