Squelching

What is Squelching?


1.

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

2.

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

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3.

See Felching, however this is done with a dead person

i went to the grave yard for some squelching

See corpse, lovin, minging, sams, dad


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