What is Squelm?
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Squelm is the feeling you get before you are about to jizz during masturbation.
It is really annoying when you have to stop jacking off when you are in squelm.
My phone rang when I was in squelm and I had blue balls all day.
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The act of pressing down on your mountain bike helmet hard against your head to excrete sweat. It also is the sweat that comes out.
Man, it is hot, I need to squelm.
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fannycrack is the name given to the vagina when you see it
oh my god thats an inviting fannycrack. mind if i fuck it
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The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.
I can&ap..
