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After laying a shit on your partner's chest (with permission),you flatten and smooth it out with your shotgun*.
*Shotgun can be d..
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Being stuck driving behind two vehicles side-by-side going 30 kms below the speed limit on the highway, thus hindering the ability to pa..
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Acting like a big cunt...instead of calling her a cunt, she is so bad it is like 4th down and 99...you have to punt!
My ex-wife is such..
