Squid Mattress

What is Squid Mattress?

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

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Udub

1. Udub. Verb. A grabbing and yanking motion, as if you were pulling the top rope to the bottom, over and over. So then this motherf^#@er..

Table Banking

1. While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead o..

Pissy Drunk

1. State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself. He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk...

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