What is Squidgy Pyapps?
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Occurs the morning after a good lash on the wife beater (Stella Artois)and doner kebab. Confident crop dusting in the office is soon bought to a halt, when ones' kex are suddenly and explosively filled with gelatinous clarts.
Sorry lads, I'm going to have to leave the course because I've just loaded my undercrackers with Squidgy Pyapps. It feels like a flock of sparrows have just landed.
Random Words:
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The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
She had duckaluckaphobia..
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have to go to the bathroom, otherwise known as going number two
I have an urge to purge.
See number 2, poop, feces..
