What is Squidward?
1.
The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as
"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"
2.
A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.
3.
The only normal character on the TV show
Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.
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4.
a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face
5.
To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.
Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.
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6.
One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.
"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me
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7.
When a guy flips his balls above his penis so his balls look like squidward's head and your dick looks like his nose.
"Dude go put a squidward in his mouth"
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