Squiffer

What is Squiffer?

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

See squiff, squiffer, poo, dog, hair

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

See buzzed, drunk, stoned, wasted, messed up

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

See happy, jolly, excited

Fuck Off

1. 1. A message used by the hand that is a direct insult to another person. ........................./´¯/) ......................,/¯..// ..

Polish Sausage That Comes With Its Own Drink

1. How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or ..

Vagmuffin

1. An irritating person who has a tendency to flaunt the fact that they store breakfast foods in their nether regions. Steph: Yesterday, I..

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