Squiffer

What is Squiffer?


1.

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

See squiff, squiffer, poo, dog, hair

2.

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

See buzzed, drunk, stoned, wasted, messed up

3.

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

See happy, jolly, excited


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