What is Squiffet?
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the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.
1) Waiter: "are you ready to order sir?"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"
2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"
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