Squiffy Edit Meaning

1.

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

See Anonymous

2.

Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.

"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"

or

"She posed squiffily"

3.

A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.

I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.

See pot, alcohol, weed, drug, dope, drinking, buzz, high

4.

A mild alcoholic buzz

She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.

See tipsy, buzzed, happy

5.

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"

"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

See fake, made up, suspect

6.

Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.

Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.

7.

The feeling you get when you're hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something

at 2pm

Ed: Tom mate we were fucked last night..

Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!

Ed: lets get summit to eat bro you'll feel sweet after!

See squiffy, hungover, sick, hungry, ill