What is Squiffy?
1.
Being slightly intoxicated.
I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.
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2.
Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.
"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
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"She posed squiffily"
3.
A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.
I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.
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4.
A mild alcoholic buzz
She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.
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5.
Something imagined or not real
"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"
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6.
Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.
Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.
7.
The feeling you get when you're hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something
at 2pm
Ed: Tom mate we were fucked last night..
Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!
Ed: lets get summit to eat bro you'll feel sweet after!
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