What is Squig?
1.
A hot teenage girl that you want to do but would be arrested if you did.
Look at the tits on that squig coming out of the high school.
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2.
"Part flesh, part fungus, but mostly teeth and claws." An odd, bipedal, slimey (and very toothy) creature that Warhammer Night Goblins keep for
a. An excelent distraction to opposing armies. As an added bonus, they are more than slightly unnerving.
b. An important food staple (along with fungi {not forgetting the infamous
"M'lord, they apear to be bouncing balls... A gigantic bouncing ball - like the children's toy? They're getting closer an- Waaaaargh."
3.
a animal that is sort of a lizard that has a round body with 2 foot teeth and only 2 legs. It is the favourite pet of night goblins
get da snotlings I see a squig herd
4.
1. A cigarette; Squig is a portmanteau formed by the words square and cigarette.
2. A small amount of something - this part of the definition, as is the belief of many, comes from the most commonly observed result when asking to bum a cigarette in these harsh economic times; A drag, rather than a whole cancer stick.
1a. Hey bro, can I bum a squig?
1b. Yo Mike! Do you have an extra squig I can smoke?
2. That's the best flavor of Vitamin Water! Can I get a squig of that?
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5.
A fictional, hypothetical or genetically engineered cross between a squid and a pig. The primary source of Squacon (squid bacon).
You have a very plump squig; it would be great for Squacon!
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6.
Something that is gross, disgusting, or unpleasant; the feeling induced by such an object. Usually and adjective or adverb or used to describe the state of being totally freaked out.
"Ewww, it's all squiggy."
"Watching that surgery squigged me out."
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7.
Hot chick.
She's a squig. Squizidy squig.
