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When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.
Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had..
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The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!
Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
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to get your partner in a doggie syle position, then push her all the way to the headboard so that she is unable to menuver, then lean o..