Squinch

What is Squinch?


1.

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge hairy dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

See qua, shtork, shitbugger

2.

when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus

I squinched when Justin almost poked me in the eye!

See flinch, squint, jolt, surprise, reaction, response

3.

n. the area between the scrotum and buttocks. Also see taint.

I got a nasty film on my squinch after banging that whore, and not showering for a fort night.

See taint, balls, ass, butt, skin

4.

To tighten or bring together.

The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.

We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.

5.

Squinting in anguish

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.

You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!

See squint, anguish, eye, mimic

6.

What is done to a ginch(c.f.).

Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!

7.

verb. to poop

Damn, pull over at the Kwikmart, I gotta squinch


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