What is Squinge?
1.
To squeeze tightly into a small space
we all squinged in the car.
There was not enough space so we sqinged it in the box.
AHHH YOURE SQUINGING ME!
pEople sometimes try to sqinge into college.
SQUINGE!
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2.
To squinge is the act of flaring ones nostrils in a malicious and/or offensive manner. It can be utilized as an act of self-defense or to aid in the entertainment of others. Sometimes, the squinging is involuntary and unable to control. In extreme cases of squinging, the subject can lose all self-control of their nostrils and will even exhibit symptoms of squinging while they sleep.
After an extremely strenuous squinging session, Glen found that his nostrils had locked permanently in the squinge position.
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3.
Post-Ejaculatory wringing of the penis, used to expel residual semen.
He squinged his penis, adding to the puddle of man-batter.
4.
a mix of a squeal/scream and a whinge, usually made by next-doors baby at 4am after a heavy nights drinking
why the hell does that baby squinge every night?
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5.
The medical definition is Eplastisquingitis. An abnormal growth out of the side of ones buttocks, resembling a grapefruit. It is rare and there is no known cure. Physicians recommend using goat urine as this seems to help with the burning and itch associated with an enlarged squinge
Alex has an abnormally large squinge on the left side of his buttocks which causes him problems when he passes gas.
Mike tried forcing the goat to urinate on his squinge infected buttocks but was instead bitten, which later caused a massive infection that made Mike to go into convulsions. Mike died later that day.
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6.
A rare type of fruit commonly known as an "orange"
Watch out for that squinge!!!! SPLAT!
7.
whenever in the course of life violent,sick-twisted images flail before your eyes; a cringe and a squint greet in a horrible embrace
whenever i see your tan mammy (even a defaced picture of her corpse) i squinge
