Squint

What is Squint?


1.

1) geek.

2) extremely intelligent person who lacks social skills.

3) derogatory term for such people that stereotype them as people who examine things very closely and look down on others that are not as intellectually intelligent.

4) a nickname for scientists, who "squint" a lot in their work

"The squints were assigned to examine the body very closely to find out clues about how the person was killed."

Often said in the TV Show, Bones.

See geek, nerd, scientist, graceful, expert

2.

to be incapable of opening one's eyes more than just a slit. May result from constant exposure to smoke, i.e. in the case of a pothead, or in the event of being struck in the face by a piece of citrus fruit at high velocity.

The stoner squinted at me after I pegged him in the face with an orange.

See lemon, lime, orange, kiwi, pineapple

3.

Used to describe something that is not level, or not parallel in relation to another straight line. Crooked.

You're picture of the queen getting a wedgie is totally squint!

4.

Not having the eyes completely open.

Can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. This definition is mainly used in fanfiction.

There are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.

See squint, eye, fanfiction, slash, look

5.

a derogative name for chinese and japanese, usually used in anger in traffic or discussion

"get off the road u fuckin squint"

"fuck you squint go home"

6.

A drinking game that involves sticking coins (quarters, dimes, nickels, pennies) in the crack of your butt. The object of the game is to walk 10 - 100 feet to shot glass without releasing the coin(s) from your ass, and then deposit the coin(s) in the glass without using your hands.

Every Thanksgiving my family gets plastered and holds a drinking game triathalon. The final and most challenging event is squint

See quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies

7.

The level one is at after getting lank fucked, usually off booze and bong, and is struggling to keep his eyes from squinting.

"Fuck bru, last night we got so fucked and after that joint I was squinting so hard. But you were also lank squint bru.

See fucked, stoned, inebriated, drunk, smashed


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