Squint-factor

What is Squint-factor?


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This is the scale (often enumerated 1 - 10) that measures the attractiveness of members of the opposite sex. A female, for example, that has a squint-factor of 0 is attractive without the need to squint while looking at her. Conversly, a woman with a squint-factor of 10 is only attractive while squinting considerably and maintaining a very optimistic interpretation.

See Also: Beer Goggles

I usually like to make the magic happen with the lights on, but since she was like a squint-factor of 10 I had to turn that shit off.


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