Squints Charming

What is Squints Charming?


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A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming

2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

See vision, attraction, blind date


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