What is Squire?
1.
a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation
"what up my squire?"
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2.
Noun
A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.
Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.
Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!
P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
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3.
A tale of one's past exploits, told with immense detail, often tracking through several other unrelated exploits, eventually returning to the initial purpose of the tale after losing many listeners along the way.
After hypnotising the audience with his squire, David left the room chuffed at his efforts, although a little perplexed at the less than euphoric response.
4.
a derogatory term for a person you know.
oi squire! get the fook off my chair
5.
Two Definitions
A.a little bitch
B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".
"Dood stop being a squire."
"Close your legs you smell like squire."
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