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Owner and GM of the Dallas Cowboys. Also believes himself to be God.
Does a "fantabulous" job at assembling teams made up of ..
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A national leader prone to making mistakes. ie. President Bush
El Stupidente made a secret trip to Iraq last week...
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Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:
Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as..