What is Squirmin' Hermin The One-eyed German?


1.

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

See orgasm, german, eyepatch, dwarf


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