What is Squirrel?
1.
Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...
"Damn, look what that fuckin squirrel made me do..."
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2.
1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts
2. a goofy, hyperactive person
1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.
2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.
3.
A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment
Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.
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4.
a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts
guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts
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5.
a code name for a girl youve just "called" or targeted for yourself
"see her? squirrel!
...thats my squirrel."
or
"hey man that was my squirrel you just hit on"
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6.
Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.
That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.
7.
This is a term for a light person who can drink as much if not more than you.
Eric Ward is a squirril. He drank his body weight in beer tonite.
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