Squirrel Curl

What is Squirrel Curl?


1.

When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.

During this mornings dump I was tattooed by the dreaded brown squirrel curl.

See turd, shit, crap, ass, pinch, loaf


88

Random Words:

1. When you have sex with your woman and she is on her period. You get blood all over your dick and then wipe your dick all over her face. ..
1. Something one shouts when forced to consider a hypothetical, yet horrendous sitsuation. "Man, I could menstruate a better cup of c..
"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."..