Squirrel Friend

What is Squirrel Friend?


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A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.

Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!

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