Squirrel Handed

What is Squirrel Handed?


1.

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

2.

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

See omg!

3.

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

4.

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand

(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

5.

to put your hand on a womans pussy

its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night

you: i got squirrel handed


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