What is Squirrel Pants?
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The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.
I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.
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Ill, but an undefined illness.. ie - you just feel ILL!
I'm not in work today - I'm feeling really poorly sick
See sick, ill..
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When something is totally trashed or dirty.
Jerry: "Dang! I got mud all over my new shoes!
Someone took a shit in my oven!"
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