Squirrel Pants

What is Squirrel Pants?

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The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.

I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.

See squirrel, pants, speedo, crotch, gross
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