Squirrel Turds

What is Squirrel Turds?


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Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindagefor the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.

Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main veinan' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?

See goobers, grindage


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