What is Squirreled?
1.
when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply
(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)
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2.
After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
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3.
stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.
I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.
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4.
New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).
Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.
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5.
Holiday Life where Cat Naps are encouraged and necessary. The Global World through the Eyes of a Cat Named Squirrel. It's a happy, furry, relaxing place; where cat naps are encouraged and you experience Global Jetset Life to the fullest!
MC: If you were voted Ms. Global JetSet what would you do for the Squirreled?
Candidate: If I were voted Ms. Global JetSet I would fight for Squirreled Peace and I believe in power of The Squirreled Wide Web to make this a reality.
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Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY
"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"