What is Squirreling?
1.
(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,
Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.
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2.
When during the act of sexual intercourse, the man places his testicles into the woman's anus, thus "squirreling" his nuts away for the winter.
"Oh man, I was totally squirreling your mom last night!"
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3.
To place entire nut sack in ones mouth.
When aproaching a group of women in a bar ask the group "is anyone up for some squirreling"
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4.
Flailing and gyrating rapidly when in bed or when cuddling with another human.
Man, that little Carrie sure is squirreling one.
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5.
An act of light humiliation to a third party when a couple holding hands refuse to break the chain - This is done by swinging the pair of linked hands over the third partys head making sure the chain is not broken in the transition.
- Points are gained for each successfull squirel - this game works best when other fellow couples play this with yourself - extra points are scored for unusually tall people (Lupo)
- The ULTIMATE act of Squirelness is to successfully Squirel a moving conga line with the linkage of hands still staying in tact upon reaching the end of the line.
Eg 1 : We went squirreling today and caught a Lupo
Eg 2 : Lupo the gingerness - tallest man in west yorkshire - mission toilets - squirel !
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6.
relating to a squirrel in the sense that one has numerous amounts of nuts in his/her mouth (nuts being male testicles)
Ashley was squirreling Brian the other night in the back seat of his car.
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7.
To be fucked over by two people (of the same sex) at the same time. Elongation of "Raped"
I got Squirreled by two ticket cashiers when they charged my £68 from Huddersfield to Plymouth -- Return
