Squirt Alert

What is Squirt Alert?

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

See erection, hard on, boner, stiffy

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Flying Whack-o-matic

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