Squirt Alert

What is Squirt Alert?

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

See erection, hard on, boner, stiffy

Enemy At The Gate

1. When you have fecal matter position for launch out of your anus in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Ther..

Zip Fookin Lob

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

Halfpint

1. A very small person. Half a pint. Tiny ectect. 'Did you see her? She's a halfpint.' 'AHAHAHA.' See halfpint,..

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