Squirt Alert

What is Squirt Alert?

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

See erection, hard on, boner, stiffy

Turd-blogging

1. The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking. Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the tim..

Zoat

1. the worst videogame player at Fifa or NBA 2k7. "Yo Burns is a zoat!" See steve, drew, phil, goofy, jerry..

Goofin'

1. To waste time in a non-destructive way, can include making voices, singing songs, telling jokes or playing video games. We had a few ho..

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