Squirt Alert

What is Squirt Alert?

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

See erection, hard on, boner, stiffy

Zaffis

1. a small wanged individual who sucks my friend dean was being such a zaffis the other day. he really needs to grow a pair of nuts. See ..

Mahoney

1. Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate. That bitch pulled a mahoney when..

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1. A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death... Bored to death in a cube a human decides..

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