What is Squirt Cork?
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The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.
I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!
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