Squirt Gun

What is Squirt Gun?


1.

Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.

Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?

Jen: Uhhhm... ok?

Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*

Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.

See sex, whore, slut, cunt, dick, cock

2.

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

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