What is Squirt Gun?
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Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.
Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.
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2.
Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.
I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night
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Referring to the endearingly ignorant quality of a comment made by a noob.
That comment was utterly noobulicious.
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Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.
Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more foo..