Squirt N Jerk

What is Squirt N Jerk?


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The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.

After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.

See shit, defecate, masturbate, jizz, diarrhea


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