What is Squirting Brown Turtle?


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In the process of the male getting his balls sucked, he simultaneously defecates on the woman's face while pulling back on the foreskin of his penis and pissing on her lower body.

After a heavy night of drinking, Jon Doe performed the squirting brown turtle on his wife Jane Doe, giving her pink eye.

See defecate, balls, foreskin, peeing, pissing, pink eye


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