What is Squirting Linda?
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A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
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meaning you have a small penis
you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker..