Squirting Turtles

What is Squirting Turtles?

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

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1. usually a short intellligent girl who loves to be with people and laugh a lot. Usually very attratcive, but taken. "Whoa! who is t..

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