What is Squirting Unicorn?
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This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.
You better wax your forehead tonight so I can give you a Squirting Unicorn.
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