What is Squirtle?
1.
A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!
Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"
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2.
a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.
a pokemon
during
pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.
3.
The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle
Ash : Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle!
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4.
1. (n) A game played among "
2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"
Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!
(later that night...)
Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owww...
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5.
Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer
Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite
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6.
A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.
Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.
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7.
To take a leak; to relieve oneself
Gonna take a squirtle
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