Squirtle Edit Meaning

1.

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!

Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"

Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"

Erik "Thus destroying him?"

Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"

See jizz, sperm, sam, charmander, economy, aids, 69

2.

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon

during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.

3.

The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle

Ash : Go Squirtle!

Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle!

See squirtle, pokemon, turtle, squirrel, water

4.

1. (n) A game played among " bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"

Deep: Hey, what's that over there?

Darrell: Huh?

Deep: Squirtle!!!

Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.

Deep: Yeah?

Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!

Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owww...

See bangcock, bro, groin, nutsac, balls, stunner

5.

Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer

Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite

See squirtle, chucked, gay, beer

6.

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.

Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.

See Naomi

7.

To take a leak; to relieve oneself

Gonna take a squirtle

See sero