What is Squirts, The?
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Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
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The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet..
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A mans fingers.
When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."
See fanny..
