Squished Lizard

What is Squished Lizard?

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

See dick

Crack Whoreious

1. conduct in the form of, acting like a crack whore amy is so crack whoreious..

Lube The Neck

1. Consuming copious amounts of ethanolic beverages detineo Xerostomia penitus, the neck. Derived from the Norse "gjølpr mjödir"..

Sanjitis

1. n. a mental affliction of being drawn to cheering for Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Season 6, even though his ability to sing is que..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Squished Lizard Edit Meaning