Squished Tadpole

What is Squished Tadpole?

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When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

See drunk, schlong, gaylord, alcohol, surprise
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