Squished Tadpole

What is Squished Tadpole?

1.

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

See drunk, schlong, gaylord, alcohol, surprise
57

Random Words:

Elbow Rape
1. Speaks for itself, really. The act of raping, violating, or otherwise molesting someone's elbow. This is usually characterised by ..
Read more
Zionist
1. A racist individual who uses Judaism and his/her goal in supporting Israel as an excuse to occupy, control, and subdue an entire group o..
Read more
Gingbag
1. a ginger minger/mingbag.Basically someone or somthing gross..doesn't neccessarily have to be ginger. Pronanced ging(inphases on gi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free