What is Squished Tadpole?
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When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.
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Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired..
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u want your dick suck
i just want some lip action
See oral sex, bobble head, beat her mouth up..
