What is Squished Tadpole?
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When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.
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is a pussy
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guy2: hes a pussy
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rule meaning that while texting a chick that you have no relation with you must wait at least 2 minutes before texting her back
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